hello, all! i’m so sorry i haven’t been on lately. i had lotsa school work and standardized testing this week and i’m in my school’s musical (which is next week! eek!) so … yeah. i’ve been busy. but after next week, all should be normal again. i’ll just have to channel my inner jenna maroney and get through these next few days ~~ after all, she watched her whole church group get eaten by a bear. certainly i can handle this!
likeswafflesandnews replied to your post: Dinosaur fan! Tracy Jordan just told me that there wasn’t any dinosaur mascot yiffing in the park. Apparently I fell unconscious in his dressing room while he was watching Jurassic Park with his entourage. Whoops! So I guess that wasn’t you in the park, or your dinosaur costume-lending friend. But if you do happen to know any friends who are into that kind of stuff… you should totally join them, because it gets WILD!
[[ooc: i also just googled yiffing and i am SCREAMING. omg]]
((OOC: I’m not the only one who didn’t know what this was!! Good gosh this is odd stuff. I thought it was just a protest term.))
[[ooc: the term is taken from that episode of 30 rock where liz needs a date for a wedding and she sits next to that guy who has a nice head shape and he’s a plushie omg i’m not a yiffer i swear askdjfhsdklh]]
It went very well except for the Tracy/Jenna/Ghost business. I really hope this crap doesn’t go down during the show.
I’m in my office right now checking to make sure that we hit 90 minutes.
SHOW AT 11:30 YOU GUYS.
Jack just got here. He says hi to you internet people. He’s gonna watch the show at the podium with me tonight. He talked to some agents for potential guest stars and they’re gonna be watching tonight to see if they’re interested.
I’m super nervous. Jack says not to be, because no matter what, the show will continue to be the same.
Wish the show luck tonight, you guys!
Good news, Liz - Grizz says he’s found a way to eat the ghost. Are there any titanium forks in that kitchen area next to the writer’s room?
I just asked Kenneth and he said that there should be some. He’s on his way over to help you out. I’m looking at the rehearsal tapes right now so I can’t help directly.
That’s okay- we’ll save you two slices of Ghostmeat Pie. Kenneth says it’s a special Stone Mountain recipe!
… sounds good? Hey I actually need you to come look at one of the skits before the show real quick meet me in my office?
Sure. Let me just reapply this Tiger Orgasm.
It went very well except for the Tracy/Jenna/Ghost business. I really hope this crap doesn’t go down during the show.
I’m in my office right now checking to make sure that we hit 90 minutes.
SHOW AT 11:30 YOU GUYS.
Jack just got here. He says hi to you internet people. He’s gonna watch the show at the podium with me tonight. He talked to some agents for potential guest stars and they’re gonna be watching tonight to see if they’re interested.
I’m super nervous. Jack says not to be, because no matter what, the show will continue to be the same.
Wish the show luck tonight, you guys!
Good news, Liz - Grizz says he’s found a way to eat the ghost. Are there any titanium forks in that kitchen area next to the writer’s room?
I just asked Kenneth and he said that there should be some. He’s on his way over to help you out. I’m looking at the rehearsal tapes right now so I can’t help directly.
That’s okay- we’ll save you two slices of Ghostmeat Pie. Kenneth says it’s a special Stone Mountain recipe!
It went very well except for the Tracy/Jenna/Ghost business. I really hope this crap doesn’t go down during the show.
I’m in my office right now checking to make sure that we hit 90 minutes.
SHOW AT 11:30 YOU GUYS.
Jack just got here. He says hi to you internet people. He’s gonna watch the show at the podium with me tonight. He talked to some agents for potential guest stars and they’re gonna be watching tonight to see if they’re interested.
I’m super nervous. Jack says not to be, because no matter what, the show will continue to be the same.
Wish the show luck tonight, you guys!
Good news, Liz - Grizz says he’s found a way to eat the ghost. Are there any titanium forks in that kitchen area next to the writer’s room?
Dress rehearsal starts in 30 mins! So glad to have Abed around, he is SUPER helpful!
I’m feeling extra confident about tonight’s show. There’s some positive energy flowing in the air, even Jack feels it!
Criss is here tonight as well. He’s been dying to come see a show and I assured him that this is the one to be at.
Don’t forget to tune in to NBC at 11:30 tonight!
Abed… is that the new intern who likes Goodlooking? I love him already! I can’t wait to take him to the after-show parties and show him what it means to “outslut” the competition… and by the way Liz, TRACY’S GHOST WON’T LEAVE AND I NEED TO USE MY DRESSING ROOM BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO GO OUT THERE WITHOUT MY TIGER ORGASM LIPSTICK I WILL KILL MYSELF!
All of this America’s Kidz Got Singing publicity is really affecting my popularity! I received two death threats today, and even got one envelope filled with rat poison and decorated with heart stickers. How sweet is that? I framed it and hung it in my dressing room… Liz is grossed out, but she had lettuce in her hair all day so I wasn’t really listening. Love you, Liz! Besties! Oh, and thank God, that new intern isn’t a blonde woman. But he was wearing a Night Court shirt! I’ll bet he has enough sense to appreciate the great things Sparky Monroe did for the show.
Oh- I’ve got to go now. Kenneth just told me that the Asian page I accidentally ran into is out of her coma, and she can’t remember anything!
Oh, wow, thank you! Pam is one of those characters that just comes to me, naturally! … By the way, I once saw a group of people wearing mascot costumes and yiffing in the alley behind TGS, and one of them was wearing a dinosaur costume that looked just like the one you’re wearing in that picture of you! Weird, huh? Or maybe I was just imagining it. I was a mess that day, thanks to the mercury spill from my pink fluorescent lights.
Would you guys all want to do a little OOC introduction post?
I always find that RP groups who get to know each other OOC tend to run smoother and stay together longer.
Just a thought :)
I’ll start then! I’m Emily, 19. I attend MSU and I am a nerd! my real blog is …
Wow, you’re all 19, ummmmmm :D;;
I’m Alissa and I’m…well…I’m 16. (turning 16 in less than a month but anyway)
I become easily
obsessed addictedpassionate about a tv or book or manga or anime or comic book series. (Currently Doctor Who) I don’t go to college but I go to a college-prep school, so the courses are close to the same intensity but not exactly…? Idk. Lotsa work. I hope to major in Graphic Design, someday, specifically designing the layout and user friendly aspects of websites.
I’m Kaitlyn. I’m 16 years old and currently in high school. I love things like television and grilled cheese sandwiches and Star Wars. And I’m superglad that you like Doctor Who because I lovelovelove Doctor Who too! What a stellar group of people we have here!
Ooh, my thing is on!: iambatmannow: Ooh, my thing is on!: Hey, Y’all! iambatmannow:…
Ooh, my thing is on!: Hey, Y’all!
Jenna Maroney here, star of the screen and stage for the past decade! And now, I’m creating an official TGS-sponsored blog. I know, I know. How do I manage it all and still look so young?…
Showed her what?
I’m an independent lady, new worker. So do not try to play me.
Thank you! Of course, in the movie, there was more cocaine and less character development, but I’m sure that’s what Kevin would have wanted.
Ooh, my thing is on!: Hey, Y’all!
Jenna Maroney here, star of the screen and stage for the past decade! And now, I’m creating an official TGS-sponsored blog. I know, I know. How do I manage it all and still look so young? Well, between you and me, there’s this high-level satsuma…
I’m neither of those things. Do you have a tragic origin story involving a blonde woman?
Tragic? Ha! Only for her! She thought she could outslut me, but I showed her…
Jenna Maroney here, star of the screen and stage for the past decade! And now, I’m creating an official TGS-sponsored blog. I know, I know. How do I manage it all and still look so young? Well, between you and me, there’s this high-level satsuma pulp-injected pill that I take that’s supposed to make my eyes more watery. Do my eyes look shinier? DO THEY? Oh, God, I’m sorry for snapping. These things happen sometimes. But that’s me! Just Jenna, naturally!
I credit you and the addition of the fart machine to the golden era of TGS. I’m starting work there tomorrow.
I can’t wait to meet you, new worker! You aren’t a blonde woman, right? I WILL KILL MYSELF!
Whoa, the ME WANT FOOD girl is following me on tumblr. This is totally awesome sauce
Hello, fan! My name is Jenna. ME WANT FOOD! Ha ha! I’m glad you liked my character! I’m here to please, so don’t hesitate in sending me marriage proposals and suicide notes.
Oh, well, I’m already married, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to kill myself…but I’ll keep that in mind. I’m Andy by the way
Andy! I had a gynecologist named Andy. But he died trying to shoot a gorilla with a tranquilizer dart after zoo sex with his gay lover… I’m sure you’re a much better man, fanAndy.
Jenna Maroney here, star of the screen and stage for the past decade! And now, I’m creating an official TGS-sponsored blog. I know, I know. How do I manage it all and still look so young? Well, between you and me, there’s this high-level satsuma pulp-injected pill that I take that’s supposed to make my eyes more watery. Do my eyes look shinier? DO THEY? Oh, God, I’m sorry for snapping. These things happen sometimes. But that’s me! Just Jenna, naturally!
Jenna! I’m so glad you got a blog too!
LIZ! Thank God you’re here. Tracy says there’s a ghost in his dressing room and it won’t stop barking at him so he’s boarded himself up in my dressing room and my fat suit for the Adele bit on the show is in there! You need to talk to him!
Oh God how many times do I have to tell him that there’s NO GHOST! Ok I’ll be right there we were supposed to rehearse that in like an hour!
Thanks, Liz! You’re the best.
Whoa, the ME WANT FOOD girl is following me on tumblr. This is totally awesome sauce
Hello, fan! My name is Jenna. ME WANT FOOD! Ha ha! I’m glad you liked my character! I’m here to please, so don’t hesitate in sending me marriage proposals and suicide notes.
